blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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lightcommasticks:

femburton:

shortformblog:

joshsternberg:

WSJ reports Yahoo board has approved a $1.1 billion deal — in cash — to purchase Tumblr. 

There it is.

People keep saying “calm down”, “what’s all the fuss about” but they don’t realise that yahoo are trying to find their way out of a bad spell, and tumblr is a website with millions of users which isn’t using its advertising potential. I don’t doubt for a minute that we’ll be subject to adverts on our dashboard, and yahoo trying to integrate other social features. Plus it sounds like they expect tumblr to be all ‘hipster’ orientated. I hope I’m wrong.

I just really dont want to have ads running up and down the sides of my dash or premium accounts that will be like $10 a month to get rid of ads. 

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sassbenderr:

trendy-blog:

the best feeling in the world is when you finish your homework early and you take a shower and you get to crawl into bed and surround yourself in blankets and pillows at 9:30 and go on your laptop and listen to music and take acid tabs until you begin hallucinating that satan is with you and allow him to guide you into killing your friends and family and eating their flesh before you sacrifice yourself to his domain

 

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glasshammers:

eightless:

White People Calling Kanye West Racist: A Collection

STAY MAD

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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

This only happens to me at work when people ask me shit. 

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sugarplumsandgunshots:

anarchowario:

veganrantss:

White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.

dat leap in logic

don’t let them see this. this gon fuck them up. they still gon do it, but its gon fuck them up.

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thedorseyshawexperience:

The Cola Road (2013)

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thagoodthings:

owlapin:

owlapin:

owlapin:

MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING

you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and it makes a bibliography page for you im

im not even lying im so mad

omg…

bookmark bookmark bookmark

and to think i was doing this manually??

THIS IS BULLSHIT I’VE BEEN DOING THIS BY HAND FOR HALF MY LIFE. 

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tinydragongina:

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whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

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mrgolightly:

Maya though.

(via superoeuvre)

grilledan4lcheese:

if you falsely accuse a person of rape, you’re just as bad as a rapist. why? because you’re after nothing but power in the accused’s life. you could ruin them… everything they have going for them… their dreams, aspirations, the paths they’ve set out upon… and for what? a spiteful vengeance that will, if not immediately but surely, eat you alive? good one, ladies and gents. good one.

rape isn’t a joke. it’s also not a coverup.

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sirdef:

chris evans filming captain america: the winter soldier (x)

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